friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

(via poetic-roses)

constantcollapse:

Does anyone have that really odd feeling when you’re alone in your bedroom laying down listening to sad ass music and you just realized how bored you are with life and you want to go on adventures and live and feel free but you just want to fucking die because you don’t see a point anymore and it’s not like you’re sobbing and you’re extremely sad, it’s more of a numb feeling and you simply just want to die idk that’s how I feel these days and yeah

(via bong-mitzfah)

I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text
(via witchglitter)

(via bong-mitzfah)

Take On Me

(via wookies-win)

Perfect way to end my shitty day

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via strangeparkings)

  • Aries:Messy, messy, messy. 'The chair' (you know which chair I'm talking about) has probably disappeared among all their clothes. Theory is that it probably fused to the ground.

  • Taurus:They have an ingrained connection with every single one of their posessions. They know you moved that sock 0.2 meters to the left don't deny it.

  • Gemini:Where's the floor? No one knows anymore. When they magically decide to clean up, it's like christmas morning when they find something they don't even remember having. Then, they get distracted by said thing and forget about cleaning up.

  • Cancer:Their room is their sanctuary. Probably going through an ant invasion because of all the food they eat there. Most likely to have a secret food stash.

  • Leo:Usually organized, though they can be lazy. They probably don't move enough to have a mess.

  • Virgo:Same as Taurus. Like the Eye of Sauron, they know everything that goes down there.They go into phases in which everything is probably color coded. They get lazy and give up a few weeks later when no one notices.

  • Libra:Probably unlivable until they decide Today is the Day and organize everything. They get bored halfway through and go back to feeling sorry for themselves because their rooms aren't pretty.

  • Scorpio:The walls are full with their interests. The mess control is manageable. Once you go in, it might be too dark to find your way out.

  • Sagittarius:Doesn't care at all about mess. Until they see someone else's clean room and their competitive gene appears. Soon it dies down and they go back to not caring.

  • Capricorn:Puts everyone else's to shame. Mostly, because like Leo, they are not naturally messy. Can be OCD about their space.

  • Aquarius:Their interests are also everywhere. They sleep next to their laptop. Their desk is no man's land.

  • Pisces:Clutter is their natural habitat. They probably don't remember the last time they turned on the lights. The windows have never been opened. An excavation team is needed to find the floor. Until people come over, then it's DEFCON 4 and everything is either organized or hidden.

  • dicksp8jr:

    when you want to talk to someone but you have no idea what to say

    image

    (via gnarly)

    foodchewer:

    where can i find some self esteem on sale

    (via bullied)

    STOP INTERNALIZED MISOGYNY 2K14

    porn4smartgirls:

    STOP trying to prove that you’re not “slutty” like other girls and that’s why you deserve respect from boys

    ALL girls deserve respect and their sex lives and sexual histories have absolutely NOTHING to do with the level of respect they deserve

    STOP trying to set yourself apart from other girls, we are all in this together and we NEED to support each other

    (via redrumtea)

  • (No, not going to be able to list every single one D:)

  • Anubis:How do you feel about death?

  • Atum:What are your greatest imperfections?

  • Bastet:Do you have any cats?

  • Hathor:What brings you joy?

  • Horus:What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?

  • Osiris:Do you believe in the underworld?

  • Ra:Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?

  • Thoth:Do you like to read/write?

  • Arawn:What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?

  • Bran:How is your health?

  • Brighid:Tell us about your relationship with your father.

  • Cernunnos:What is your favorite animal?

  • Danu:What is your relationship with your mother?

  • Morrigan:What do you think happens when we die?

  • Olwen:What is your favorite flower?

  • Rhiannon:Have you ever been betrayed?

  • Bragi:What kind of music do you listen to?

  • Freya:Have you ever been in love?

  • Freyr:Do you have any children?

  • Hœnir:Are you a silent or talkative person?

  • Iounn:How old are you?

  • Loki:What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?

  • Odin:What is your family like?

  • Thor:Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?

  • Tree:What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?

  • Aphrodite:What do you think of yourself?

  • Ares:Are you an easy person to anger?

  • Athena:Would you consider yourself an artist?

  • Apollo:Do you play any instruments?

  • Dionysus:Do you drink?

  • Hades:Do you have a bad reputation?

  • Hekate:Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?

  • Hermes:Have you ever stolen anything?

  • Poseidon:Are you a moody person?

  • Zeus:Are you a confident person?

  • Jupiter:Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?

  • Pluto:Where do you think we go when we die?

  • Apollo & Dianna:Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?

  • Mars:Have you ever gotten into a fight?

  • Minerva:Do you generally give good advice?

  • Proserpine:Have you ever felt trapped?

  • Plutus:Do you have a job?

  • Venus:Have you ever had your heart broken?

  • Vesta:Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?

  • Might seem like I give a fuck but nah

    (via alienstonerprincess)

    punnier:

    what do you call a cow that can’t be seen?

    camooflagued

    (via gnarly)

    (via cte-lisha)